This is, of course, a subject close to my heart, as it is with most of us, if we are to be honest.
This Guide was written during the same week that I made an interesting observation - that is, I appear to be the literary world’s most prolific writer of masturbation themed erotica. You could call me the literary world’s biggest wanker.
So that week I wrote this Guide that you see above, a fun look at Masturbation. I wrote it as a fun sex gift you could give to a friend or lover. It is light hearted, easy to read and deals with some of the crucial sexual issues of our time - Is God a wanker? Was Eve made to be the first bit of porn? Is wanking cheating?
I hope you enjoy this masturbation aide but remember it is all about having some fun.
So pull your pants down and give your self a jolly good thrashing as you read my world famous Wanker’s Guide to Masturbation.
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